An event which is called "tying the knot" - unfortunately, the knot can be a noose.

A word which always means commitment - but so does insanity.

The joining of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them.

The only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.

A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting.

A status which depends upon two to be successful but only one to turn into a failure.

Marriage is not a word, but a sentence.